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Rik Mayall: The Love God of Sex and Comedy (LGOSAC)

Hardbabe: An elite selection of totally devoted fans, all having high levels of competency in Rik worship. (definition by Hardbabe Rachel Warner)

But I don't understand what a Hardbabe is or what this page is all about!!

Plain and simply, this section of the web site is purely frivolous and is NOT to be taken seriously!!

It's widely known that a large number of Rik's fans are lusting girlies, and not just Bottom-style comedy loving guys. So....girls, this section of the site is for you! If you're here, then chances are you're already a Hardbabe. You just never knew what to call yourself before now. Lusting devoted Rik fan = Hardbabe.

The Founding Hardbabes met on the message board, and later planned and attended the first ever Rik fans gathering in October, 2001. The original moniker for our group was "Hammersmith Hardbabes" (for obvious reasons). But the Hammersmith part has faded away since then.

Many Hardbabes, new and old, have also flung their thongs and other various unmentionables to Rik during recent Bottom tours. Special mention goes to Hardbabe Sammie Williamson, whose silver thong made it onto the Bottom 2001: An Arse Oddity video! (see photo above)

A hardbabe is pervy and girly about Rik all at once, and proudly displays her Hardbabe status to the world.

Hardbabe Monica is to be thanked for suggesting this section of the website. All irate complaints from jealous men who are not Rik and never will be should be directed her way.
 

Hardbabe Activities

 Print Your Very Own Hardbabe Membership Card!

 Receive a Pervy E-Mail from Fantasy Rik!

  Read Hardbabe Testimonials!

  Touch Rik! (IE only - may freeze some browsers!)

  Kiss Rik!

  Discover Your Rik Character Name!

  Visit Pants Wonderland!

  Vote for Rik's Perviest Pic!

  Listen to Pervy Sounds!

  What Does Your Computer Think of Rik?

  Download Hardbabe Wallpaper!

  View Animated GIFs of Rik!

  Picture Yourself with Rik!

  Get Politically Involved!

  Celebrate Red Rubber Day on April 12th!

  View Scientific Proof that Rik is the True LGOSAC!